"I'm Bret! I use words to build brands, launch products, and catapult sales into the ionosphere!!
In most cases, I can help you achieve at least a 24% increase in ad CTR, direct sales, or lead conversion within 30 days."
If your copy is subpar, then your business is subpar.
You know it, and your customers know it (even if they're too polite to say it to your face).
To drive more traffic, get more sales, and truly engage with your market, you
That’s where I step in—I am the copywriter you would hire full-time if you had the budget for it.
Because your business is too important to be dressing it up with $&%^-ty copy.
I've been a commercial writer for 7 years. Before that, I was a B2B salesperson. I know sales first, and I know words second. I forget what comes third but whatever it is, it doesn't matter.
A smattering of my experience includes raving successes writing copy for clients in the following industries (bold emphasis added for no particular reason):
- Pet Products
- Wholesale Nutritional Supplements
- Adult Beverages
- Legal Services
- Software (So much software work. Sooooo much.)
- Renewable Energy
- Consumer Electronics
- Data Center Operations
- Engineering Services
- Rapid Prototyping
- Industrial Networking
- Heavy Industry
- Residential and Commercial Real Estate
- Too many more to list
I write ALL THE THINGS. Newsletters. Blogs. Product descriptions. Service pages. Social media posts. Brochures. Direct mailers. Lost dog posters. Ebooks. Real books. Book covers. Book author bios. Video scripts. How-to guides. Mission statements. Business plans. Government applications. You get the point.
What's that? You want to know how much I charge?
Please, be my guest and view my rates.
In case you want to cut right to the chase, skip the long line and send a note to email@example.com.
I'll be waiting.
...but probably not patiently.
"Bret is simply outstanding at what he does. I've never met a more capable, professional, and passionate copywriter. Ever."
- Veronica Y., Director of Digital Marketing
"We needed a copywriter to write a 2,000-word sales page for our newest hearing aid product. Bret met with us, asked a few questions, and within 48 hours, he delivered a final draft that brought in over $37,000 in sales within the first three days.
I'm still amazed at how he did this. I would hire him again in a heartbeat."
- Abdel E., Vice President of Online Sales
"I don't say this about many freelance writers, but Bret is among the best of the best. His copy consistently outperforms our competition, and he's one of the most knowledgeable writers I've ever had the pleasure of working with. 10/10."
- Jared R., VP, Business Development